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note to self
you’re going to plan a trip to ireland you will save up for said trip you will stay in ireland until you reach this goal: you MUST find and marry a man with the last name of Shea or O’Shea or any variation of your first name. thank you, Shaye
this song gets me. every.single.time. especially...
the ONLY reason i want cable: The Biggest Loser. DAMNIT i wish nbc came in on my tv
timetoevolve: Plz to stop asking me if I “went home” for the holidays. I’m a grown-ass adult. Home is where my husband and cat are and where I pay the bills. “Home” quit being my mama’s house a decade ago. Dag, yo. I understand visiting family, which is fine (although I don’t do it, since sanity is my own little holiday gift to myself), but abandoning your whole life for two weeks? To sleep in...
I received this question in an email: "what the...
ohyeahfacts: I assume you are from the west coast. Wawa is a chain of convenience store/gas stations located in the Mid-Atlantic region of the United States. Not like 7-11. Don’t you dare compare it to 7-11. The chain’s name comes from the site of the company’s first milk plant and corporate headquarters in Wawa, Pennsylvania. The name of the town is in turn derived from the Ojibwe word for...
Give a gift to a homeless person:
youvejustlostthegame: ejj22: Let’s all do this, mk? 1) Give warmth - you can find nice knit watch caps for as little as a dollar at many stores, including Target. Tips: try to stick to gender-neutral colors, although brights like red are nice. Women and transgender people forced to live on the street are often targets of sexual violence, and tend to dress to stay under-the-radar. If you give...
eleanor REALLY wants the bell on a stick.
my two resolutions this year: 1. lose weight (i want to get down to 130) 2. wear more dresses.
BWI Temporarily Closed →
shaunbwilson: WBAL: Officials had been encouraging passengers to call their airline before heading to the airport. The airport’s Web site shut down earlier today, due to technical problems. Oops. lol i saw this on the news at like 9am this morning. i love that with the amount of snow we had that early, though, people were still all OMG FLYING
New York State is home to the snowiest cities in...
ohyeahfacts: If you’re in the northeast like we are, stay safe this weekend. (source) except new york isn’t getting as much as maryland, dc, virginia this weekend…
i love snow but…. 20-30 inches is insane and a BLIZZARD?!?!? christ….AND the shit’s been extended through sunday now. wonnnnnderful
apparently this storm is going to beat the 1960 record for baltimore of 14.something inches?
(via odetoamericano) awwww, i want conan and ellie to meet and they can be all prancy together.
youvejustlostthegame: earthtoben: Theatrical trailer for Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland. After seeing this, I’m less than excited. It’s Johnny Depp heavy (as I figured), but what the hell is up with Alice’s Joan of Arc get-up, and full on battle sequences? And does she even have any speaking parts?! It went from delightfully absurd to just plain ridiculous. That’s pretty much how I’ve...
RT @sammeans: I’ll randomly give free soundtracks to 3 of the next 50 people that re-tweet the post after this. Could take a while. I’m …
if only i knew how to tumblr from my phone then you bithces could hav ebeen entertained by my antics at not onlyt tthe luncheon bu thte bar afterward. i’m hone now though, but it feels like midngith and it’s what…..not even 9. FUCK YEAH IN TIM EFOR SYTYCD. uhm…i also told one of the guys that both my bosses hate that he’s a flat out liar. they LOVED HTAT. ...
thank FSM for holiday bonuses
(via youvejustlostthegame) does that stand for “thank fucking shaye manning for holiday bonuses” cause if so, FUCK YEA, i ‘m also still drizzunk.
RT @moleskine: We are loving the Moleskine Bauhaus notebooks so much, we’re giving some away! http://bit.ly/8BqmV6
my dress and hair
make me feel like joan from mad men. if only i had actually dyed my hair red last night (oh god and i wanted to).
my boss and me
boss: Shaye, do you have any interest in attending the Blue Goose Christmas Party lunch tomorrow?
me: does it involved free booze and raffles like last year? if so, DEFINITELY!
boss: yep, same gig.
me: I AM IN!!!!!!!
hell effing yeah for getting paid to drink!!!!!!!!!
someone give me money so i can get more tattoos. ok thanks.
seanscheidt: iamamandasaurus: (via greaterthanorequalto) hey everybody, look at this beautiful purse my friend alyssa made likewise…and the pretty photo i took of it! hehe sean - i want to talk to you about shooting my knit stuff. you can email me and we can discuss there: firstname.lastname@example.org (or use the googlewave ish if you want)
idk how to embed this, but god i can't get enough... →
start it at 2:41 for my fave part. otherwise, watch the entire thing, pls. oh and it’s REALLY NSFW