May 2010
i was once at a show in newark, de and some guy in the band was talking about falafels.
the guy behind my friend and i got REALLY confused and started shouting
“WAFFLE? FALAFELWAFFLE!?!?!”
I DONT WANT TO SPEAK TOO SOON BUT OMG THERE IS AN EMPTY MOVING TRUCK OUTSIDE OF MY APARTMENT BUILDING I AM KEEPING MY FINGERS AND TOES CROSSED THAT MY GROSS DISGUSTING JERKY NEIGHBORS (who i mentioned yesterday…the yelling out my open door about their dog running away? yeahhhhh) ARE MOVING OUT. OMGOMGOMOGMOGMGMGMGMSOIDJFOSIJD
April 2010
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i’m 24 and i still refuse to let my parents in on the secret that i curse and drink.
ok i take that back, they know i curse (when it comes to my sister, i can’t help it). as far as drinking, yeahhhh i still deny it.
why? cause they’ll ground me, obviously!
acegemtura asked: Bless your innocent mind! =P
the bear
i’m working on a bag that’s brown and yellow
i’m going to call it THE BEAR. (well i’ll just refer to it as the bear for my own pleasure)
timeout cat
i put my cat in time outs. she bites and i don’t accept that as an appropriate method of communication from her, so in to the bathroom she goes.
the bad part is…i forget she’s in there sometimes.
is there a supernanny for cats?
THAT was awkward.....
so i just accidentally (the sliding glass door is open) yelled at my neighbor “I HOPE YOUR FUCKING DOG RUNS AWAY” ….he totally looked right at me. woooooopsie.
Good Samaritan Left to Die in the Street →
newfilosofee:
afghanipoppy:
A grainy surveillance video trained on a street in Jamaica, Queens, on April 18 captured the final moments of Mr. Tale-Yax’s life: A couple argues, Mr. Tale-Yax comes to the woman’s aid, the man stabs him in the stomach and runs away.
The video has made headlines across the globe, not for its brutality, but for the indifference it seems to convey. It shows Mr....
amy:
i found my planning notebook for the “let’s get crazy” tour
kind of hysteridactyl once i got to the dictionary.
meanmrmustard:
pearapple replied to your post:If I didn’t need so much money, I would get a job at Chick-Fil-A
have you ever done the camp out side for a 1 year supply of free food coupons dealy?
Camp out where?
when they have a new store opening, you camp outside of the new store the night before (they only allow a certain amount there, not sure of the number). and the next morning, they...
tumblr doesn’t want me to post my sad face for having to open my “the office” themed mechanical pencils this evening.
meanmrmustard:
aubiewear:
Yesterday’s “Don’t forget the baby” edition.
Looks like she’s holding this baby hostage. It’s disturbing me, really.
i’m going to sound like a TOTAL creep, but i went to the aubiewear tumblr and saw this photo and i totalllllllly thought she was holding the baby hostage!
bad morning
1. forgot my phones (work and personal) in my apartment
2. when i ran from my car to get them, i somehow got caught on my front license plate, tripped and fell. i’ve not got a huge cut on my foot (and through my squirrel tattoo)
3. i’m covered in mud because of that fall. i didn’t notice said mud until i got IN to work.
here’s to hoping today gets better! haha
but i really wish i had some stellaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I feel bad for people that have never been to...
meanmrmustard:
pearapple:
meanmrmustard:
vergeofbliss:
fakefurcoat:
vergeofbliss:
gandalfthewhite:
Or to that states that don’t have it.
Agreed
-cough cough i’ve never been to waffle house cough- :B
You have to go!!! It is quite the experience :)
My emphasis. Every one I’ve been to was a little shithole hovel, but the food is pretty good.
the people working in them are...
I feel bad for people that have never been to...
meanmrmustard:
vergeofbliss:
fakefurcoat:
vergeofbliss:
gandalfthewhite:
Or to that states that don’t have it.
Agreed
-cough cough i’ve never been to waffle house cough- :B
You have to go!!! It is quite the experience :)
My emphasis. Every one I’ve been to was a little shithole hovel, but the food is pretty good.
the people working in them are usually REALLY nice and...
i live “up the hill” from the historic part of my city. someone (or maybe more than one) has a fireplace going and i can smell it. it’s got to be the best smell ever…besides bonfires on the beach at night.
day 28 - a song that makes you feel guilty
ben...
fuckyeahmashups:
Go Home Productions -...
day 26 - a song you can play on instrument
hanson...
fatimasfilosofee-deactivated201 asked: that makes me sick. it is not the norm, nor should we accept or allow it.
haiku by-yew
meowism:
My arm is broken.
Sad cries from the mellow peeps.
Come give me some hope.
inspired by marshmallow peeps and my broken arm in 30 seconds.
ahhahahahah i love you.
how hard is it for you to get to newark? if it’s not at all, you should come hang at the farmer’s market next weekend!
day 25 - a song that makes you laugh
ben folds -...
i’m getting SO nervous about next weekend (may 1 and 2)
may 1 = my first 5k. i’ve been bad about keeping up with the running. we’ll see if i survive.
may 2 = first day of the farmer’s market. i’ve also got to get a ton of stuff ready for this thing! UGHHH
