“…we have a sofa AND a dumpster on fire”
—my county police responding to a call down the hill from me. COOOOOL.
June 2011
May 2011
too much caffeine this morning.
ohhh, but i love you iced coffee.
Play
on a conference call
and this one woman keeps chiming in.
first of all, she YELLS. like…she’s not even on speakerphone and she’s screaming. “HI I HAVE A QUESTION. OK SO BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH”
second, she’s from boston and i’m about to rip my damn ears off.